Monday, September 29, 2008

PSP's...

So I sold that PSP I found on my 33 hour journey to some kid from BMXBoard who happens to be active in the army... I'm sure Gaska will be siked about the outcome of the PSP although the circumstances suck.





Link to the post.

So.. I was coming back from the gym with my friend and along the way we stopped to talked to some guys from our tent. "You all are fat asses, eating pizza after your ruck march". About fifteen seconds of conversation followed.
We started walking back to our tent, which was about 30-50 meters away (or a good 15 second walk) when I hear a whistling/rocket noise. I look over and see a smoke trail and then a big explosion. A lot of debris and shrapnel come flying toward us and we start running towards the explosion. We soon realized it was our own tent and we ran towards it, despite some woman telling us to get in the bunker.

We get inside and the tent is filled with smoke, one of the Army Sgt's comes out with a phone and we start searching the tent. Two guys went down.. one with a broken leg and shrapnel all over his arms and legs. The other guy had shrapnel up and down his entire body. We eventually get them out and sent to the hospital. They survived and are doing fine, but were sent to Germany.

The room where I store my shit was destroyed. ..chem gear, clothes, etc. The friend I was at the gym with, not only was his room completely obliterated, but on fire too. My PSP I bought from sxebmx a week ago was in there. He's lucky he wasn't in the room because the rocket landed and exploded right where he sits.
Stoked on the guys eating pizza, if they weren't eating Pizza Hut.. me and my friend would've been fucked.

Even more fucked up... the night before my dumb ass stayed in my tent when a rocket alarm went off. I told my friend (the same day my tent was destroyed) that I slept through it and it didn't matter since 90% of the rockets don't go off. Six hours later my tent gets blown up...

Ever since ten we've been getting rocket attacked every night now. I'm just waiting for the next one tonight.

Even better news, they have found White Phosphorus in the rockets they've been shooting at us.

Moral of the story: Don't sleep through a rocket attack, your tent will get blown up.

edit:

So... there was a few Belgian news articles about the two Belgian soldiers affected (unaffected) by the rocket. The articles stated that the two Belgian soldiers "disregarded their own injuries and ran to the aid of American soldiers". There is a photo of the Belgians being unloaded off a C130 in stretchers in Belgium as their Prime Minister is giving a thumbs up.

Well... the real story is that the two Belgians were not injured at all.. they lived two tents down from us. The Army Sgt. was inside the tent and went to work the next day. The two Belgians stayed in the bunker the entire time and didn't do shit. As soon as they got to the hospital they were complaining about their back hurting and 'hearing loss'.

Big high five to Belgian news media.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Gugan get better

Dugan had knee surgery today. Ronnie Gaska is 'walking' again. I'm pretty sure Al is in a sling for a few more week. Team Recovery in full effect.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Ryan Fucking Hoey

Each week we will have a Ryan Hoey fact from his younger days ranging from riding in the back of vans to skate spots to LIHC shows.... To the girls he never hit on or talked to and complained about.

Hoey Factoid 1 - Ryan didn't speak at all for the first 6 months we knew him

Fuck you Pat I hate your face -ill bill

OHHHHHH Snap..... No He Did'ent

Let me explain something to the retarded readers of fuckbmx, well we all know you must be retarded or live in Montana, Kentucky or some other ass backwards state to be reading Fat Pats "Blog". I wouldn't even believe half the crap this kid writes for the simple fact this fat ass wears girls pants.... would you trust any guy wearing chicks stretchy pants? Maybe he needs the stretchy'ness?

Fuck you Pat

-ill bill

Friday, September 19, 2008

1999?

Editors Note: Pat still looks about the same. He likes to think he lost all the weight but Pat is on a road to become a morbidly obese man, living with his parents and calling Sean to turn him so the bed sores' dont get infected

-ill bill

Bivona sent me a ton more photos today. Makes me glad theat I got skinny.

a foot shorter, but the same weight. Fuck.

We all look so little in that group photos. Lets see, I'm there, my brother Sean is in there, bivona, Russel Barone, Kenny Hirsch, Willie Carrier, John Able and some random kid who I forgot. Oh, and that kid on the left of Dugan is James Carozza. John met his wife when she and James were dating, haha.
Also on the Page is loffrado, Bird(he owns bike shos now) pj melphi(he smokes crack now) harley kelly, john daly(he's training for the winer olympics, quit BMX after breaking both his wrists a the grands one year) and scott kenny's the third random dude on the bottom.

Old ass riders dinner. I still have that BASE shirt.... It's probably to big for me now.

Lee is still wearing that fucking helmet. He also doesn't like FuckBMX, and stickers being put over the back license plate of his car in Kentucky...

Tom Bivona showing us why he was #3 to Brian Iaroccis #2. Z-TEC!

I guess Biv's got around? He probably still has all of these uniforms somewhere.

What would this update be without Gaska in it? worthless.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Mark your calendar.

So in one weekend over the summer, Ronnie Gaska went from Hero to Cripple.

Rick Thorne, watch out, there's a new biker in black in town.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Holiday road. part 4.

Last page of this.


Bossler getting work done. Kinda.

Check out Bivonas slick new jersey.

Hancock making his coach proud.

Don Olsen fucked up Shoreham(it might have alot to do with the NYS people sucking...) and then punched bivs in the gut.

Louisville is dusty as fuck.




Giant Salt Lick.

That dude in Red almost got into a fight with Bivona. Biv's is a firm believer the Rubbin is in fact racing.

Bivs passed that guy in red. This is the red guys tire marks from the pass move...

Windy as fuch.

Trying to make coach proud. I was more crooked then an Opincarr.

Nigel made us all proud and pulled a 3rd in the main. Fuck yea.

Louisville in the rearview.

GPS sending us nowhere.

I'm not a good reported, no pictures of chris and nigel with trophys, noone with there fancy new numbers, not telling you what number anyone got, etc.

heres the gallery and shit finally. Hopefully I'll see you all soon.
Gallery
Files

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Grands. Part II

I'm actually preloading all this shit Monday night.

No clue who this kid is. That might be child porn though.

Potosnak fell victim to Opincars lack of steering in the main, but is a nice dude.

That sticker was off the trailer by the next morning. Assholes.

A Streiby and the dude from BMXMania. I don't think they are siked on FuckBMX.

Can yo believe that Al Cayne still rocks a PC? Dipsets got plenty more...

Everybody Poops.

CACTV

Newell went from last to second in EVERY moto.

Not so flattering.

Team Cayne and Team Cummings. I think Daniel was most pumped to be at the Grands than any of us. She'll be on a cruiser soon.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Mother fuching grands. Part 1.

I have way to many photos to post in one update.
First off, I'd like to say that John Dugan and Ronnie Gaska were greatly missed this weekend. Team Long Island will be back in full force soon... Or in April...
Now I'd like to say thanks to the crew, weekend was dope. I'll prolly write more shit with each entry cause my mind just locked up, we got home at lie 6am, I slept till 9:30 and have kinda been up since.
I'm gunna post like 10 or so photos per update, and the gallery at the end.

Normally I keep the photos in order... But fuckit. MIA is Hancock, half of bosslers head, ad most of Megan.

This was my first time at Waffle house. Lee Kirsch is wearing socks and sandals and is probably angry from all the pretzels hitting his car at this point.

This kid ate shit for no reason. Stuck in his clips.

Our room came with a free 1 hitter(which is packed and ready to go) and 4 BL Limes. I pocketed the 1 hitter to give to Justin at Panamoka.

I think this started it all. Lee passed out, the heat was turned up to 80, a coffee table was placed over him, and his door was closed.

Bosler right before getting pushed into a wall.

Betty Mulligan didn't want me to run cardboard this weekend, so she made me this plate. I ran it, but only after some sweet mod's.

Crew at the best park in the country.

99% better/smoother/faster then the grands track.

Fuck thecomeup, We Run The Net.

What you can't see. I am totally copping a feel of Tom's ass, and Bosler is licking his neck.

As of the current time, all the images are still uploading, so if you're checking this, and it's Monday evening, check back later.